second hour today
me: *le singing zombie*
Mobly: telephone! it sounds so weird when you say it a lot.
Mobly: *continues saying telephone*
me: *face palm*
Texting while pooping.
Bestfriend: what're you up to girl?
Me: on you know, doing the do.
Hot guys: what's up?
Me: oh nothing. playing video games. painting. playing guitar. not pooping, I mean.. yeah.
racyrachie asked: i have found you. 0:
I am single.
When I see couples, I get jealous. I get jealous because they actually have someone. Someone to love them, someone to fight and do many other things with. Someone to call “babe” or “baby” or whatever you like to call significant others. Some days I’m tired of being single. Other days, I’m not worried about it. I’m not desperate for a relationship, I just want to my chance to be in a...
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gifs-everywhere: sweetie, you ain’t got shit on me.
41732.) I think you deserve someone so perfect....
Listens to Hurricane
Me: CLAP CLAP