April 2012
March 2012
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Onion rings, toast, and chocolate milk for...
FUCK WITH MEEEEE.
2 tags
According to the genius mind of Matt Moss:
I only date buff Indians…
I never dated a buff Indian before
Jarreth is a buff Indian.
He’s also beautiful.
He’d say I was gay if he heard that.
I don’t care.
He’s beautiful.
Ashton is my bestfriend.
He’s a buff Indian.
Grossssssss.
NIGGA
I say nigga too much.
Giving Fallon tips on how to get Wynton off her...
Tell him:
“sorry but i like my chocolate white”
“sorry but I like my rice white not brown”
“sorry but I like plain vitamin D milk, not chocolate”
“sorry but I have a penis”
“sorry but your dick is tiny”
“sorry but I’m a lesbian”
“sorry but no”
i love. i hate. i obsess. i create. < 3: Okay so... →
kelseyvaughnjared:
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
kaucoin:
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
GON BE REPPIN DAT SHAVED HEAD.
NO MATTER WHAT.
Hopefully.
NOOOO DON’T DO IT! BE LEADER! NOT A FOLLOWER Dx
BUT I HAVE TO. IT’S ABOUT TIME I…
Alright minor complication. We don’t have a razor thingamagig.
Ah. You just saved a baby.
Okay so Holden says he's gonna come over and shave...
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
kaucoin:
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
GON BE REPPIN DAT SHAVED HEAD.
NO MATTER WHAT.
Hopefully.
NOOOO DON’T DO IT! BE LEADER! NOT A FOLLOWER Dx
BUT I HAVE TO. IT’S ABOUT TIME I FINALLY DO IT.
IT’S THE KEY TO HAPPINESS.
Maybe…
make sure you post pictures as soon as this happens. I have to see it to believe...
Okay so Holden says he's gonna come over and shave...
kelseyvaughnjared:
kaucoin:
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
GON BE REPPIN DAT SHAVED HEAD.
NO MATTER WHAT.
Hopefully.
NOOOO DON’T DO IT! BE LEADER! NOT A FOLLOWER Dx
BUT I HAVE TO. IT’S ABOUT TIME I FINALLY DO IT.
IT’S THE KEY TO HAPPINESS.
Maybe…
make sure you post pictures as soon as this happens. I have to see it to believe it.
You got it broski.
KELSEY...
I'm Fine. Sleep Well.: Guys, my boyfriend shaved... →
racyrachie:
I really don’t like shaved heads, but I love my boyfriend and I love his face and everything about him, so i still think he’s cute and awesome. He always says that I’m nothing but sarcastic about him on tumblr, so I’m gonna try to stop being sarcastic
(just for this post now, don’t get crazy) …
This is quite possibly the sweetest thing I’ve ever read in my entire...
I get it now
I seen a shit ton of stuff about One Direction and never really understood what all the hype was about.
I now understand. I heard them on the radio this morning on Kidd Kraddick. THEY HAVE THE SEXIEST ACCENTS EVER. Liam Payne shall be my future husband. Well, if Josh Hutchinson doesn’t accept the position that is.
Okay so Holden says he's gonna come over and shave...
kelseyvaughnjared:
GON BE REPPIN DAT SHAVED HEAD.
NO MATTER WHAT.
Hopefully.
NOOOO DON’T DO IT! BE LEADER! NOT A FOLLOWER Dx
I FUCKING HATE HAIR OKAY?
kelseyvaughnjared:
racyrachie:
kelseyvaughnjared:
briijaee:
kelseyvaughnjared:
racyrachie:
shut up
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE PRETTY GURRLLY HURR.
NIGGA DONT GIMME DAT. you both gots beautiful hairs. When mine looks good the outside is like LOLNO!
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. I’M LIKE YEAH I LOOK SO SEXY AND THEN THE OUTSIDE IS LOKE NOOOOOOPE.
I love bwiunna...
I FUCKING HATE HAIR OKAY?
kelseyvaughnjared:
racyrachie:
shut up
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE PRETTY GURRLLY HURR.
NIGGA DONT GIMME DAT. you both gots beautiful hairs. When mine looks good the outside is like LOLNO!
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: hey mum do you need help with- mum: no me: are you sure? mum: yes i’m sure go away *goes away* mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN’T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE. me:..
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Cross the line if you fell in love with a guy who...
holy fucking ass shit cunt fucker muffin nuggets.
Cross the line if you love Harry Potter.
FUCK YEAH
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cammiecamcams:
We’re girls, we get jealous, we hate that mother fucker who spams your facebook, we tend to assume things, our imaginations go wild. Every second you take to reply, thousands of things goes through our heads ; We start assuming, and this is when we get insecure. But then.. we’ll try comfort ourselves, we’ll think back to our conversations and make our-self believe you ain’t...